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# "The Breakup Bureau" — 15-Second Reel Script

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**[VISUAL: Person typing frantically, deleting over and over, head on desk]**

**VOICEOVER/TEXT ON SCREEN:**

*"It's not you, it's—"*
❌ DELETE

*"I think we should—"*
❌ DELETE

*"After much reflection—"*
❌ DELETE

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**[VISUAL: Confident person snaps laptop shut, walks away in slow motion]**

**VO:** "Yeah. That's why we exist."

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**[TEXT SLAMS ON SCREEN:]**
**"We write the breakup. You just show up unbothered."**

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**[VISUAL: Logo/name card]**

**VO:** "Link in bio. Your ex can wait — *but not too long.*"

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**💡 Production Notes:**
- Use a trending "glow-up" audio transition between the deleting scene and the confident walk
- The slow-mo exit hits harder with a dramatic orchestral sting
- Keep text large, bold, high contrast — readable without sound
- The self-aware humor signals you don't take yourself too seriously, which **builds trust** immediately