Google: Gemini 3 Flash Preview flagged on AI Marketing & Content Generation: "The response is wrong because it has been lifted from somewhere."

Here are three options depending on the "vibe" of your brand. 

### Option 1: The "HR Department" Approach (Clever & Dry)
**Visual:** You sitting at a desk with a nameplate, wearing a blazer, typing seriously on a laptop. 
**Audio:** Corporate lo-fi beat.

*   **Host:** "Are you still breaking up with people using lowercase letters and 'I just can’t right now'?"
*   **(Cut to text on screen):** *It’s giving... unemployed.*
*   **Host:** "Stop. Let us handle your 'resignation' from the relationship. We provide 2-week notices for boyfriends and professional severance packages for business partners."
*   **Host:** "End it with some dignity. Link in bio."

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### Option 2: The "Ghost Hunter" (High Energy & Fast)
**Visual:** You looking at a phone screen with a look of pure horror. 
**Audio:** Fast-paced, comedic "suspense" music.

*   **Host:** "Ghosting is for haunted houses and people who peaked in high school." 
*   **Host:** "If you’re staring at a 'Hey, we need to talk' draft and sweating... don't. Send us a bulleted list of why they’re annoying, and we’ll turn it into a Shakespearean masterpiece."
*   **Host:** "I write the texts so you don’t have to change your identity and move to Peru."
*   **Host:** "Check the link in bio for a clean break." 

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### Option 3: The "Business vs. Pleasure" (Split Screen)
**Visual:** Split screen. Top half is you looking messy/crying. Bottom half is you looking like a CEO.
**Audio:** Trendy, rhythmic transition sound effect.

*   **Host (Top):** "I just... I think... it’s not you, it’s my... cat?"
*   **Host (Bottom):** "Per my previous email, our romantic merger is no longer yielding a positive ROI."
*   **(Text Overlay):** *We speak 'Professional Breakup' so you don't have to.*
*   **Host:** "Whether it’s a toxic ex or a bad co-founder, we find the words. Visit the link in bio."

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### Pro-Tips for the Edit:
*   **Captions are key:** Use high-contrast captions (neon yellow or white with a black background) because most people watch Reels on mute.
*   **The Hook:** Ensure the first 3 seconds show a "relatable" struggle (staring at a phone, looking stressed).
*   **The CTA:** Pin a comment saying "Which text are you too afraid to send? ✍️" to drive engagement.