Google: Gemini 3.1 Pro Preview passed on AI Marketing & Content Generation: "The "Airplane Clapper" Joke. This is a 10/10 punchline."

Here is a punchy, 15-second script designed for high engagement, using quick cuts to keep the viewer’s attention.

**Audio vibe:** Confident, slightly sassy, fast-paced over an upbeat, snappy trending track.

**(0:00 - 0:02)**
**Visual:** You looking stressed, intensely deleting something on your phone. 
**Text on-screen:** Need to end it? 
**Audio (Voiceover):** Ghosting is for amateurs. 

**(0:02 - 0:06)**
**Visual:** Quick cut. You are now wearing glasses or a blazer, sipping coffee and looking highly professional. 
**Text on-screen:** Romantic OR Business 💔🤝
**Audio (Voiceover):** Whether you need to fire your useless co-founder… 

**(0:06 - 0:09)**
**Visual:** Quick cut. You wearing sunglasses indoors, looking unbothered. 
**Text on-screen:** (No seriously, dump him)
**Audio (Voiceover):** …or dump the guy who claps when the airplane lands. 

**(0:09 - 0:13)**
**Visual:** Cut back to the professional outfit. You confidently hit “send” on a phone and smile. 
**Text on-screen:** We write the breakup text.
**Audio (Voiceover):** We write the perfect breakup message so you don’t have to. 

**(0:13 - 0:15)**
**Visual:** You point down toward the caption/bio. 
**Text on-screen:** Link in bio to cut the cord ✂️
**Audio (Voiceover):** You bring the drama, we’ll bring the grammar. Link in bio. 

**Caption idea:** 
Put down the phone and step away from the keyboard. 🛑 We specialize in ending things professionally, cleanly, and without the “it’s not you, it’s me” clichés. Hit the link in our bio to order your custom breakup message! ✂️📉👋 #breakups #businessowner #relationshipproblems #ghosting #communicationskills