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**Post 1**

What college told me about my career vs. What actually happened 🧵

College: “Your degree will teach you the critical thinking skills to disrupt the industry!” 

Reality: It’s been 3 years and I still don’t know what my company actually does. My daily routine consists of sending emails that say “Just bubbling this up!” and spending 45 minutes trying to figure out how to merge two PDFs without crying. (1/3)

**Post 2**

College: “Networking is vital! Hand out your resume at mixers and make bold connections!”

Reality: If I see a coworker at the grocery store, I will abandon a cart full of groceries in Aisle 4 and hide behind the artisanal cheeses just so I don’t have to make small talk about our Q3 deliverables. Also, there is no syllabus. You just guess what your boss wants until you retire. (2/3)

**Post 3**

College: “Entry-level jobs are your stepping stone to a lucrative six-figure path!”

Reality: “Entry-level” requires 5 years of experience and a blood sacrifice. I have a $80,000 piece of paper hanging on my wall, but my most valuable professional skill is having the restraint to type “No worries if not!” when what I actually mean is “I am begging you to read the attachment I sent four days ago.” (3/3)